{"product_id":"dad-tax-making-sure-its-not-poison-fathers-day-shirt-funny-dad-shirt-dad-tax-shirt-fathers-day-shirt","title":"👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Dad Tax is Real! Declare Your Rights This Father's Day with the Funniest Shirt Ever! 🥩⚖️","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"11\" class=\"\"\u003e👮♂️ The Ultimate \"Security Measure\" of Fatherhood.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eLet's be honest, you're not just a Dad. You're a hero. A protector. 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